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Why's this keep happening...?
Why does the "goofy grin" prompt give me SINISTER instead??
Funny play-on words from my 'rents
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well
funny joke?
“How are computers and air conditioners alike?” “They both work fine until you open Windows.”
paypal trouble
My paypal account's locked & won't be til I sent them scans of my ID & debit card. anyone else have to do this? Is this legit or a scam to steal info?
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Thank you! ^^ 